Class starts in 15 minutes. I’ve had three days to complete two (pretty simple) Latin assignments which I could probably have found the answers to online.
Instead, I am sitting outside the classroom at a lunch table looking at Internet memes and nibbling on Cheddar Squares (Annie’s, the organic brand with the little bunny on the front, rules).
I’m only going to lose 20 points for not completing the assignments.
… Being a lazy piece of shit sure is fun.